In Which Jay Advocates Duplicating Cheaters
All I know is, the New England Patriots executed a major spending splurge last offseason and almost pulled off a perfect season. Continuing Spygate suspicions aside, they remain the how-to model for franchises in no-man’s-land limbo, which describes the Bears after a 7-9 crash to earth. Bill Belichick has dumped his share of players read more.. We Got ServedThe end.
Our Candidate Declares War Against the Bloggers!
Boise - - - Perhaps unbeknownst by certain ignorant bloggers, our candidate does in fact solely possess complete entitlement to borrow whatever comments, phrases, articles etc., He* so deems necessary.
Afterall, our Presidential candidate “Really” Jay Mariotti unquestionably invented the English language, the printing press and the Internet. Does not society owe it to the most important columnist* of all-time complete rights to read more.. Saturjay’s Web Cut & Paste
He promises to ban annoying long weekends once in office.
Our candidate would’ve rigged the draft for a few votes. [Jay the Joke]
Prohibition had its merits. [Panzer General]
Wrong list Troy. [Troy's Thoughts on Sports]
Jay knows basketball ’cause he saw Jordan play. [Intentional Foul]
Ozzie was far more offensive than Urbina. [My Brain Says Rage]
Got a Jay related link to read more.. Banish Tank to Tower of London, Demands Our Candidate
Showing an almost disproportionate amount of love and support for a man who had loaded weapons in his house, Bears personnel rarely let a day pass without a jail visit to Johnson. Brian Urlacher and Rex Grossman were there. Lovie Smith and Jerry Angelo were there. Michael McCaskey, excusing himself from Halas Hall gardening chores, read more.. Thursjay’s Web Cut & Paste
“Its been hard on the blow up doll since the Bulls loss.”
Greaney ain’t no Jay. [Scienters of the Culture War]
A hack? [Wanderlust]
Ozzie started it first. [The Fanhouse]
Expulsion from NFL would be appropriate. [StubHub!]
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Tuesjay’s Web Cut & Paste
Thanks for making our candidate more famous over the year! [Jay the Joke]
Actually, He* is just concerned about the team’s sanity. [Home Run Derby]
A Yankee blogger admires His* work. [Projo SoxBlog]
The polite phrase is “vertically challenged” thank you very much. [From the Diseased Brain of Kentucky Prophet]
We’re still waiting for Hawk’s apology. [Hire Jim Essian]
They don’t play read more.. Our Candidate Declares State of Emergency for White Sox
Boise - - - Presidential candidate (R) “Really” Jay Mariotti has declared an immediate state of emergency for the Chicago White Sox and furthermore classified U.S. Cellular Field a federal disaster zone. Demonstrating swift and decisive action only becoming of a stalwart future President, Mariotti has ordered the Centers for Disease Control to dispatch physicians to south read more.. Sunjay’s Web Cut & Paste
Our candidate has “Ozzie” on the mind lately.
Our candidate just might very well accept this Greg Olsen fan’s special offer. [Secular Humanist Extraordinaire MikeBDot]
That’s a lot of “…” for a blog entry. [Wonder SpiderDan]
Oh please, Jay has completely forgot about that little slurring incident. [The Lineup Card]
Really, He* has completely forgiven Ozzie. [Just Baseball]
Jay is read more.. Our Candidate Is Not Here to Talk About The Past
“But I am not the story here in the latest chapter of OzFest, a farce that is averaging two new targets a week and will have another co-star as soon as tonight.” - Jay Mariotti, June 22 2006
Boise - - - Our candidate is greatly concerned over the mental health of White Sox Manager Ozzie read more..
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